1. gorillasushi asked: "We have an idea for you. Call us." - I don't have your phone number.

    I don’t remember what this was about. Do you guys?

  2. Lesbian Bed Death

    fuiru:

    distorte:

    This wikipedia entry is not quite as terrifying as the title would lead you to believe.

    New band name.  

    It’s cute that you guys just discovered this.

  3. CAT FACTS

  4. healywu:

Holy timmyfucking krampuscakes.
via becauseitmakesmesmile:absenceofgenre:

    healywu:

    Holy timmyfucking krampuscakes.

    via becauseitmakesmesmile:absenceofgenre:

    (via khealywu)

  5. This is a sneak peek.

    This is a sneak peek.

  6. This is a video of me eating an entire head of lettuce while watching an episode of Parks and Rec.

    I made it last spring and forgot to post it.

    It’s an important work of art.

  7. minimalmovieposters:

Arrested Development by visualetiquette

I just bought this. I am going to hang it above my bed.

    minimalmovieposters:

    Arrested Development by visualetiquette

    I just bought this. I am going to hang it above my bed.

  8. Fuck Monday.
  9. Always be nice to your upstairs neighbors.

    Or else they might tell everyone what music you listen to when you’re home alone.

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